I gotta admit.  This was really touching.
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I gotta admit.  This was really touching.

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This guy just won’t leave me alone.  Maybe I should just embrace him.  Uncle Billy Ray.
New Column! | Portland Mercury

This guy just won’t leave me alone.  Maybe I should just embrace him.  Uncle Billy Ray.

New Column! | Portland Mercury

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malty:

nullisnotzero:

There is only one garment that works for birthday attire…and it is a complete matching sweatsuit.  May I suggest navy or gray?

I dunno… are you going to hit me in the face again with a kick ball? because if you are, let me take my contacts out first

No offense, but there’s no way we could repeat that incident if we tried.  Yikes.

I’m tellin ya, Cory owes you a beer!

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nullisnotzero:

malty:

Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog? Larry: I can probably think of a couple of reasons… pervert.

DON’T DRIVE ANGRY!

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COOOLD out there today!!

nullisnotzero:

malty:

Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can probably think of a couple of reasons… pervert.

DON’T DRIVE ANGRY!

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COOOLD out there today!!

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dalasverdugo:

Electric Eel Shock - ROCK & ROLL CAN RESCUE THE WORLD (via bobslayer)

I’m surprised I never looked up EES on YouTube before. DOUBLE PEACE.

Holy awesome! Hey dalas remember when they’d come to Rochester seemingly every other month?  They were always a spectacle.

I still have their sticker on my bike helmet.  Double Peace. Sex, drugs and email!

GIMME SUICIDE OR ROCK N ROLL!!!!

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Let’s just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze everything to death for once, if possible. Especially me. I love you.

J.D. Salinger , Franny and Zooey

Thanks for the reminder, Jess.

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We Make Purple.
My dear friend Leah made some prints for all you lovers out there.  Check it out at her etsy shop.

We Make Purple.

My dear friend Leah made some prints for all you lovers out there.  Check it out at her etsy shop.

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Game time!

Game time!

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Every guy when he starts dating a girl knows from time to time she is going to act crazy. don’t bank on this, Kay. Your actions were crazed. So now you have to make him pancakes in your underwear. Men love breakfast and sex.

Pat gives Kay great advice (via malty)

The reverse is true as well. Guys do/say some dumb shit. Guilty as charged.

Cookies always do the trick for me.

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Grossest captcha ever?
BTW, this is real.

Grossest captcha ever?

BTW, this is real.

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