Jared Moran

Jul
9
2009

Rejouissance Tour 2009!

Hello friends! This summer I’m embarking on an exciting tour of American cities with Brooklyn’s Rejouissance! Along with Red Tag Rummage Sale, we plan to bring American Rock And Roll to you and your families. If you happen to live in any of the following cities, please try to come out and see us. There’s smiles and hugs in it for you.

Jul 9 2009 - Greek Pizza - Bloomington, Indiana

Jul 10 2009 - Lemp Neighborhood Arts Center - St. Louis, Missouri

Jul 11 2009 - The Mayhap Festival - Witchita, Kansas

Jul 12 2009 - 3 Kings Tavern - Denver, Colorado

Jul 13 2009 - Red Room at Grill - Tucson, Arizona

Jul 14 2009 - The Soda Bar w/ The Bloody Hollies - San Diego, California

Jul 15 2009 - Echo Curio w/ Attica! Attica! - Los Angeles (Echo Park), California

Jul 16 2009 - Thee Parkside w/ Attica! Attica! - San Fransisco, California

Jul 18 2009 - Laughing Horse Books w/ Attica! Attica! - Portland, Oregon

Jul 22 2009 - Bismarck, North Dakota

Jul 23 2009 - Barley St - Omaha, Nebraska

I’ll be seeing you in Portland, Jeff. You’re playing some shows with my friend Aaron (Attica! Attica!). !!!

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The Movie I Want to See Right Now

nullisnotzero:

Zack Galifinakis and Joe LoTruglio in “2 Hours of Weird Funny Shit”

And perhaps Michael Showalter can make a cameo.

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Jul
8
2009

A few things from the bike shop.

buchino:

SO YOU’RE GONNA BUY A BIKE:

So you want a bike that you can ride to work, goes really fast, is good for that triathlon you’re doing this summer (snicker), is good on trails and mud, and costs less than $300. Yeah. Listen, I want a car that can go 200 miles an hour, tow a boat, has room for five adults, is easy to parallel park but can carry plywood, gets 60mpg, and only costs $3,000. I also want a unicorn to blow me. What are we even talking about here? Oh yeah. Listen, bikes can be fast, light, cheap and comfortable. Pick two, and we’re all good.

ABOUT YOUR KIDS:

Stop being so jumpy. I am not a molester. You people REALLY watch too much TV. When I hold the back of the bike while your kid is on it, it’s not because I get a thrill from *almost* having my hand on kid butt, it’s because kids are unpredictable, and generally take off whenever possible, usually not in the direction you think they might go. Listen, if I were going to do anything bad to your kids, I’d feed them to sharks, because sharks are FUCKING AWESOME.

Continue reading…

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Jul
7
2009

Hell freezes flying pigs

Maybe it’s the weird mood I’m in or the lack of sleep I’ve been experiencing lately, but Hell is freezing over today. I reactivated my Facebook account. *GASP!*

And oddly enough, I deactivated my account exactly one year ago. SO WEIRD! Not on purpose, I swear.

Let’s see if I can keep this under control this time around.

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