Steve Winwood - Back In The High Life Again (via satussy)

Thank you Kate for the link and thank YOU High Life for my Friday afternoon pick-me-up.

Happy Friday and LET’S GO BLAZERS!

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BroChatting 101: Gastro-Chunder-Wind

  • JN: you know what sucks about dating
  • JN: not being able to fart when you want
  • JN: i mean, i'm a gaseous dude
  • JN: and like, it can get painful
  • Jared: i have that problem
  • JN: you just want to blow the gastro-chunder-wind, and you can't!
  • Jared: and as soon as you part.... prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
  • JN: exactly!
  • JN: i was in the can this morning takin a whiz
  • JN: and i seriously was trying to clear like 18 cubic liters of farts while I was in there
  • JN: well, if it's the choice between gettin some or lettin out a barnburner, i guess i'll take the former
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buchino:

Lebowski Fest finally comes to Portland. Finally!
Methinks you’ll want to be a part of this, Jared.

Oh you think right, my friend!  Anyone who wants to roll with me better get tickets soon.
Abide.

buchino:

Lebowski Fest finally comes to Portland. Finally!

Methinks you’ll want to be a part of this, Jared.

Oh you think right, my friend!  Anyone who wants to roll with me better get tickets soon.

Abide.

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Phrase Phrustration - “The Fold”

Any time I hear a client use the term “the fold”, I die a little inside.

  • “Can we make sure that graphic stays above the fold?”
  • “Let’s be careful of how much we add here - don’t want the content to drop below the fold.”
  • “Can you design the site to stay within a 400px height so the fold doesn’t even EXIST!?”

OK so that last one was fake, but sometimes that’s how it feels.  The answer may seem obvious to a lot of us here in the web space, but how do we get to a point where we no longer care about the fold?

CONTENT

If you’re so concerned that your visitors won’t expend the miniscule amount of energy it takes to scroll down the page, you’re doing something wrong.  The web is no longer a place where users expect to find an online version of your company’s brochure.  It is an interactive space where people want to connect with people and share all kinds of media and information.  Create pertinent, compelling content and your visitors will stick around for that extra 10 seconds you’re hoping for.

We are smarter than marketers desire to admit. We know when you’re feeding us bullshit and when you do, you won’t see us again.

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The State: Doug

One of my favorite bits of all time. Solamente Doug.

Gimme those DVDs!

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ace138:

From Jared, to you.

And you’re welcome.

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Bill Simmons' NBA MVP picks
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Mastodon / Oblivion

My what a busy night!  Up first is Game 2 of the Blazers/Nuggets series, then it’s off to the Hawthorne for a slice of metal heaven - Mastodon and Kylesa!

Shows at the Hawthorne are a real toss-up, so my fingers are crossed that it won’t sound like shit.  Adjust your levels, a-wipes!

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