Marco: The new iPods have Starbucks integration so you can buy whatever song is playing in Starbucks as you sit there.

I’m not kidding. I wish I were.

This is the worst thing Apple has ever done.

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Oh no.

Is the next step to have the option to download videos you’re watching in Best Buy? Or maybe my cable box (if I had cable) could communicate with my phone and notify me if the video I’m watching on MTV is available for purchase on iTunes.

Oh wait, MTV doesn’t play videos anymore. Laguna Beach?