“Is it possible that suburbanites looking for a tortilla chip fix might wander into a less-than-awesome-looking (i.e. not Chili’s) Mexican food joint and have their minds blown, crossing a centuries wide cultural schism by means of enchilada bridge?
Portland Chili’s: Going, Going, GONE!
The best mexican food joints are usually the least visually-appealing. Ole Ole on Burnside - eat it up Portland.
And please build an enchilada bridge!

