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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I am Jared Moran.  I live in Portland, OR where I work as a web developer.  You won’t know me after reading this tumblelog, but you will learn a bit about my personality and interests.  I’m friendly.
You can also find me here: flickr vimeo last.fm colourlovers 
Email me anytime: [first] DOT [last] AT gmail</description><title>Jared Moran</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jaredm)</generator><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/</link><item><title>Craig Robinson Screensaver
Craig Robinson from “Pineapple...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=7f877a7ab0" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=7f877a7ab0" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7f877a7ab0"&gt;Craig Robinson Screensaver&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Craig Robinson from “Pineapple Express” and “The Office” offers up some advice for those of us hard at work at our desks in his very own downloadable screensaver.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NSFW&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/45106948</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/45106948</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:36:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Radiohead - Street Spirit (Fade Out)
Good night.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/45032194/bVp0LoTz0ccikvj2MGaW4eTS&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Radiohead - Street Spirit (Fade Out)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good night.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/45032194</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/45032194</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:09:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A baby name destined for greatness</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A friend’s sister recently had a baby and since she and the father don’t have plans to get officially married they decided to (sort of) combine their last names and pass that on to their child.  And that name is…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Blake Apollo Mayhem&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Awesome, right!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With a name like that, he already has so many great career paths to choose from:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Professional wrestler&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mercenary for-hire&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Heavy metal guitar prodigy&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mad scientist&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PS - I realize that now he has a Google search result and I’m happy to provide that. Unless he threatens my life at some point later on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44992853</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44992853</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:37:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>blakewhitman: agsystems:
Life As We Know It</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/S0JXxhxyRcbmuicbQkBq3UWN_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blakewhitman.tumblr.com/post/44974467/agsystems-life-as-we-know-it"&gt;blakewhitman&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://agsystems.tumblr.com/post/44948190/life-as-we-know-it"&gt;agsystems&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://little-people.blogspot.com/2008/07/life-as-we-know-it.html"&gt;Life As We Know It&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44981564</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44981564</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:35:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/84023"&gt;Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://baitandswitch.tumblr.com/post/44951974/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet"&gt;baitandswitch&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://sharingtime.info/post/44950159/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet"&gt;sharingtime&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;“Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44954493</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44954493</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:15:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>tmblg:markn:allisonweiss:madeupmemories:
Home Alone finally...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/OyUGdOQBsc8ppwuep63g4PG3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tmblg.com/post/44864294/markn-allisonweiss-madeupmemories-home"&gt;tmblg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://markn.tumblr.com/post/44702812/allisonweiss-madeupmemories-home-alone-finally"&gt;markn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://allisonweiss.tumblr.com/post/44667277/madeupmemories-home-alone-finally-makes-the"&gt;allisonweiss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://madeupmemories.tumblr.com/post/44666706/home-alone-finally-makes-the-yahoo-homepage"&gt;madeupmemories&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Home Alone finally makes the Yahoo! homepage.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look what you did you little jerk!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44864950</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44864950</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:49:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>And the beat goes off - Boston Globe</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2008/08/03/and_the_beat_goes_off/"&gt;And the beat goes off - Boston Globe&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This article claims that dancing is disappearing. I totally disagree! I’ll bet that on any night of the week I could find somewhere to go out, get drunk and dance my ass off.  80s, funk, R&amp;B - no problem.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sorry Boston, but you just ain’t doin it right!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“So if we don’t dance, we’re that much closer to savagery.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44859053</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44859053</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:46:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>jayrobinson:
Icon for CSSEdit says “ie sucks

Burn.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/oxiMMzEboc7ebrxir7e8EY18_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jayrobinson.tumblr.com/post/44761912/icon-for-cssedit-says-ie-sucks"&gt;jayrobinson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Icon for CSSEdit says “ie sucks&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Burn.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44815295</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44815295</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:37:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Jack Handey's Olympic Trials</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/sports/playmagazine/803HANDEY-t.html"&gt;Jack Handey's Olympic Trials&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Marathon&lt;/b&gt; - got lost.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rings&lt;/b&gt; — No, French fries! (No response from judges.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Don-Baiting&lt;/b&gt; — Reminded my friend Don how great his ex-wife was; made him cry!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44679270</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44679270</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:04:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The World of Web Trolling - NYT</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?_r=2&amp;hp&amp;oref=slogin&amp;oref=slogin"&gt;The World of Web Trolling - NYT&lt;/a&gt;: Trolls are right up there with spammers.</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44379360</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44379360</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:13:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Torche - Rule the Beast
Last night’s show was better than...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/44354126/bVp0LoTz0c4j2s7sl73AxHPe&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Torche - Rule the Beast&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last night’s show was better than I expected. Torche. Fucking. Kills.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44354126</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44354126</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:01:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Tonight is metal night for yours truly, as I’m heading out to see Boris and Torche (my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Tonight is metal night for yours truly, as I’m heading out to see &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Boris"&gt;Boris&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.torchemusic.com"&gt;Torche&lt;/a&gt; (my favorite band at the moment) with Lair of the Minotaur*. I’m stoked to see Boris’ ridiculous live show and maybe I can get my hands on some Torche vinyl!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://shirtkiller.com/LiteCommerce/images/pi_16415.jpeg" height="576" width="458"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* Metal bands get to create the best names of all. \m/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44249946</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44249946</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:59:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Catalogue Crush</title><description>&lt;p&gt;For the last few weeks I’ve been working on a redesign/CMS migration for a well-known retailer of women’s activewear.  Every morning I start working on a new template which usually lasts 3-5 hours, which means I’m looking at the same page for the majority of my day.  To keep myself sane, I’ve got this routine down where I pick a certain product or item of clothing that I don’t mind staring at all day.  I have days where I’m feeling tank top while other days I’ll go graphic tee.  Capris?  Nah, I’ll stick with tops/blouses.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now I’m to the point where I pick clothing that’s on one particular model.  I think I have a crush on a women who’s missing the top of her head.  It could be worse.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44231520</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44231520</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:01:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"We are a lost generation, desperately clinging to anything that feels real, but too afraid to become..."</title><description>“We are a lost generation, desperately clinging to anything that feels real, but too afraid to become it ourselves. We are a defeated generation, resigned to the hypocrisy of those before us, who once sang songs of rebellion and now sell them back to us.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html"&gt;Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://romeojulietsierra.com/post/44130064/hipster-the-dead-end-of-western-civilization"&gt;romeojulietsierra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44130699</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44130699</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:22:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Decision to Decide
I love these old IBM presentation...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bVp0LoTz0c1vwcs9EXXeJIws_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p style="font-size: 13.0222px;"&gt;The Decision to Decide&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-size: 13.0222px;"&gt;I love these old &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.squareamerica.com/ib.htm"&gt;IBM presentation slides&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br style="font-size: 13.0222px;"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-size: 13.0222px;"&gt;via &lt;a style="font-size: 13.0222px;" target="_blank" href="http://anjalouise.tumblr.com/post/44107848/kmikeym-ibm-slides"&gt;anja&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br style="font-size: 13.0222px;"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44113231</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/44113231</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:37:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Cop Assaults Critical Mass Rider - Charges Filed Against Cyclist.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.streetsblog.org/2008/07/28/cop-assaults-critical-mass-rider-charges-filed-against-cyclist/"&gt;Cop Assaults Critical Mass Rider - Charges Filed Against Cyclist.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thommy.tumblr.com/post/43981529/cop-assaults-critical-mass-rider-charges-filed"&gt;thommy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Follow the link and watch the video.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That is &lt;i&gt;so&lt;/i&gt; messed up. I find it hard to believe that the rider did anything to prompt that sort of abuse from a cop (I could be wrong, not likely though).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m a little conflicted as to whether or not I should be reblogging these bike nightmares because I could simply be spreading more worries about some pretend war on bikes, but I do think that people need to see ridiculous behavior from our supposed protectors.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43987463</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43987463</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:05:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A List Apart | The Survey 2008</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bVp0LoTz0c0a30plRCBeKBjj_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://alistapart.com/articles/survey2008"&gt;A List Apart | The Survey 2008&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43958698</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43958698</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:38:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Draplin: Why America is Fucked</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.jessgibson.com/videos/Draplin_America_is_fucked_newFINAL.mov"&gt;Draplin: Why America is Fucked&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Draplin shares an anecdote that explains why he thinks America is fucked when it comes to design.  With the example he gives, I couldn’t agree more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s a lot of cussin’ in this video, so those of you with delicate ears be aware.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43419518</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43419518</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:54:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Designs by Linsey Ann</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bVp0LoTz0bt4rnz5rdW0dxN3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://leahverwey.smugmug.com/gallery/5486147_EtbDT#335486221_eWpHL"&gt;Designs by Linsey Ann&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43406717</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43406717</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:35:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Designs by Linsey Ann</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bVp0LoTz0bt4pau1kjwLLwug_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://leahverwey.smugmug.com/gallery/5486147_EtbDT#335487832_aLrJb"&gt;Designs by Linsey Ann&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43406482</link><guid>http://tumblr.jaredmoran.com/post/43406482</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:33:00 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
